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Kellyanne Conway Recommends Eating Ice Cream and French Fries Instead of Buying Fentanyl
Conway, the head of President Trump's opioids cabinet, said college kids who don't eat sugar or carbs but buy drugs should reconsider their habits.
Pro-Life Lawmaker Resigns After Reportedly Urging Mistress to Get an Abortion [Updated]
Congressman Tim Murphy announced yesterday that he'd retire in 2019; he's now resigned, effective October 21.
Plastic Surgeons Urged to Quit Posting Procedures to Instagram
It's the first effort to stop this kind of behavior.
Lindsey Graham Admits He Had No Idea What He Was Doing on Obamacare Repeal
"I thought everybody else knew what the hell they were talking about, but apparently not."
Ben Carson's Plan to Defeat ISIS Is to Follow Anonymous Into Battle
The presidential hopeful points to Anonymous as an example of how to fight ISIS.
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