“Who the fuck’s that guy? He looks like they built the festival around him”
“Why does it stink like that in here?”
"He’s only just got into pop punk from TikTok. So he’s a fucking fake."
“Sorry lads, but I have the most beautiful ballsack.”
"We just saw 'The Princess Diaries' on a big screen and now we're ready to watch it for real."
“VICE dot com is wack I could eat a burger better than them any day.”