As it turns out, Pop-Tarts are kind of just an advanced version of a jelly sandwich.
SunnyD tweets about depression. Steak-umm is lonely. Wendy's is sassy. Do we actually want our brands to be that "human"?
In jest, obviously.
This week: A woman who called the police over stolen Pop Tarts and a guy who threatened to blow up a spelling mistake.
One man's quest for answers in a world without knowledge.