Regrets
Scientists Say You’re at Your Most Attractive When a Little Buzzed
A new study has found that beer goggles kind of work both ways: our faces are perceived as a little bit cuter after we've sipped down a piña colada.
It Is Important for Humans to Have Regrets
Otherwise we'd be just like Karl Lagerfeld, or Tony Blair.
My Greatest Regret Is Not Making Out with a 500-Pound Woman on a Shitty Talk Show
My biggest regret, the one that haunts me to this day, the one I think about more than any other, the one that sends me into cold sweats is, “What if I had agreed to appear on that sleazy talk show pretending I dated a 45-year-old 500-pound woman back...
Thirstbuckets
Normally, I like to coin my own crackerisms and slang when it comes to describing indescribable prison behaviors, but I can’t improve on “thirstbucket.” In case you don’t know, that’s ghetto terminology for inmates who have crackhead tendencies...
What Kids Say About Regrets
"I did evil things, but I didn’t learn anything, and I don’t regret them."