Schlongs
Randy Newman, the 'Toy Story' Guy, Wrote a Song About Donald Trump's Penis
"There it is! There’s my dick / Isn’t that a wonderful sight?"
Speedy Ortiz's Sadie Dupuis Talks With Chavez About Their First EP in 20 Years
"We didn't really talk about schlongs much. So maybe it was just time to do it now."
A Brief History of Men Getting Their Dicks Chopped Off, and How You Can Avoid It
Since time immemorial, guys have been getting their penises guillotined. Here's a brief recap.
How to Protect Your Package from Lorena Bobbitts
Since April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month, it is a perfect time to talk about one form of sexual assault that gets ignored by bra-burning feminists: woman-on-wiener violence. I’m not one of those self-hating girls who thinks men get the short end...
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