Why does the new generation of “intimate wellness” products look more like Scandinavian kitchenware?
"I’d be too scared that it would malfunction, short circuit and blow my dick off.”
When Ducky Doolittle opens a package for work, she examines the contents and asks, "How many ways can I fuck this thing?"
Chakrubs are a line of sex toys made of crystals, which are said to contain metaphysical properties to help the user overcome past relationships, create emotional stability, and guard against negativity—all while masturbating.
It's not that I haven't thought about it. There are just an infinite number of things more interesting to me than sitting alone with my dick in my hand.