self pleasure

  • I’ve Never Masturbated, and I Feel Fine

    It's not that I haven't thought about it. There are just an infinite number of things more interesting to me than sitting alone with my dick in my hand.

  • The Vapors

    The Vapors made a name for themselves with their popular 1980 single "Turning Japanese" and though frontman David Fenton has always denied rumors of the innuendo behind it, the song will probably always be known as a euphemism for self-pleasuring.