“I can look into my girlfriend’s eyes and feel the warmth that anyone in a happy relationship will feel—I just don’t feel that sexual urge to jump someone’s bones," and other stories of ace love.
"My brain usually makes its mind up whether or not I like a person within five seconds."
"I've never had a proper job interview. I usually just have an informal chat and then get offered the job."
Beer goggles apparently make us interested in just about everyone.
Next time you find yourself blankly looking at the Michelangelo-built tiger-man on your Frosted Flakes cereal box, or clutching Mrs. Butterworth’s curvy body as you slather your pancakes in High Fructose Corn Goo, reflect on the fact of your apish...