She only wants you to buy dark-coloured bottles.
The co-owner of Gerrity's Supermarket described the incident as "a very twisted prank."
"[The coolers were] so loud, there's probably no way anyone heard him."
Another day, another tweet showing we all know nothing about Brexit.
“Mama, to the condiments aisle!”
Every adorable item is for sale, with prices starting at $1.
It’s not looking good for your local boozer.
Sixteen percent of you agree.
The man, who walks with a stick, reportedly told security “where to stick it.”
No mortal soul needs this much chocolate spread.
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“It was like an orgy," one supermarket employee said of the chaos.