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Music

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By Josh Baines
Music

New Zealand’s Gasp Just Dropped Some 90s House Knowledge With “YouKnow”

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By Lachlan Kanoniuk
Music

Liar’s Vid for “Pygmalion” Will Melt Your Frigid, Brittle Heart

02.13.15

By Jemayel Khawaja
Music

Tessier-Ashpool Recordings is the Sci-Fi Label for Our Techno Future

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Life

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Doctors call it “bread-loafing.” Make of that what you will.

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Life

The 37% Rule Says This Is How Many People You Should Date Before Choosing One

Get enough experience to know what you actually want

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By Ashley Fike
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Harder Culture

Tripsitting the Mega Rich

A cottage industry of professional drug babysitters are getting paid to watch the world’s wealthiest people lose their minds—and control of their bowels. VICE juiced them for secrets.

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By Amber Rawlings
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Life

If You Feel Guilty All the Time, You Probably Have a High IQ. Here’s Why.

Of course Freud is involved.

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By Ashley Fike
Horoscopes

Venus in Cancer Is Here, and 4 Zodiac Signs Are Getting Hit With a Major Emotional Reset

Venus in Cancer is expected to bring emotional clarity, creative momentum, and a stronger pull toward what actually feels right.

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By Sammi Caramela