The Happiness Issue
Animals Are Gay
Scientists have followed troops of monkeys around and recorded how they spend their days.
The Joy of Porn
Remember the totally amazing sex you had as a teenager? Well, you'll never have anything like it again.
Bring It On!
Type “cheerleading” into your favorite file-sharing program and you’ll be bombarded by bad porn and quality megamixes.
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Ticket To Ride
State lotteries love people with a hopeless attitude and who could be more hopeless than the homeless?
No More War
A brilliant neuroscientist in Canada has invented a helmet that delivers the divine bliss of religious epiphany.