The Mooch is keeping busy eight months after his action-packed, ten-day tenure as White House Communications Director.
From a doctor named Ronny.
The former White House spokesman is apparently pretty pissed about a pair of 'Tufts Daily' op-eds.
"I have a huge opportunity ahead of me. I don't know what it is exactly, but it'll be huge."
"If it was up to me, he would be gone."
Trump campaign aide tried to set up meetings with Putin, more CEOs leave White House council over Charlottesville, North Korea pauses on Guam strike, and more.
One day you're in, and the next day you're out.
Though we don't get to hear everything, the sunniest moments—"fucking paranoid schizophrenic," "suck my own cock"—made it in there.
"You know what you did. We all do," Scaramucci wrote. "A man would apologize."
Even if The Mooch decides to leave the White House off his resume, he still has at least one accomplishment he particularly enjoys reminding the world of.