“His mannerisms and his way of speaking definitely matched his avatar ... We live together now, but we still hang out in-game together.”
Nothing says “What are we?” like a two-day trip to an Airbnb in one of these places.
"After we ordered dessert, I excused myself and went to the bathroom to see why my phone had been buzzing all night—turns out my friend found out he had been cheating on me and was trying to tell me."
Stephen Bonser pretended to be stood up at a chain restaurant all night, tweeting about it the entire evening, to see if somebody would cover a sad person's bill.
Valentines Day sucks, but these botched expressions of love suck worse.
“My favourite hot sauce is one that’s homemade in the Seychelles by my mother-in-law, but it’s not for the faint-hearted as it literally burns your arsehole open.”
Love is more complicated than swooning, star-crossed romance.
“I barged the toilet door to find this girl, one leg on the disabled bar, being humped over the toilet by the busser.”
How good it feels to fall in love!
"If he asked me out tomorrow, I’d probably still say yes."