Volume 9 Issue 7

The Iraq Issue 2002
No Shit
I have never gone to the bathroom.
SARAH SILVERMAN
12.1.02
The Iraq Issue 2002
Animal Autism
"I was always obsessive-compulsive," says 29-year-old Narumi Ogawa from her crowded apartment in LA, "especially about animals."
ALISSON MERGER
12.1.02
The Iraq Issue 2002
Ask The Farm
That's a rotting moose carcass.
Cory Grains
12.1.02
The Iraq Issue 2002
Queeries
I guess I have a slight lisp. With enough discipline I can fight it.
VICE Staff
12.1.02
The Iraq Issue 2002
You Better get Ready to Die
It seems World War III is about to go down.
BECCA WOLFSON
12.1.02
Music
The Black Guerrilla
Oakland’s Paris has stepped up to take another swing at another Bush.
Fritz The Cat
12.1.02

The Iraq Issue 2002
The VICE Guide to Surviving Junior High
Adidas is cool. It's always cool, but make sure you know that it stands for "All Day I Dream About Sex."
Lesley Arfin
12.1.02
Music
Ya Heard?
The legendary E-40 Fonzarelli will go down in history for three reasons. First, he, along with Too $hort, is one of the first independent rap moguls, scoring a multi-million-dollar major label deal for his Sick-Wid-It imprint way before the No Limits...
Busta Nut
12.1.02
Music
The Anti-Goth
Quix*o*tic's music kind of sounds like it's made by the spooky kids in the back of your high school art class.
Jesse Pearson
12.1.02
Music
The Noise Has Ended
The debut Black Dice full-length, Beaches and Canyons, is out this month, and it is a full-on psychedelic mindfuck of epic proportions. Which may surprise some, since Black Dice are still known for those aggro powerviolence 30-second bursts of pain...
JERRY MCPHEERSON
12.1.02
Games
Games
Big jumps in game technology usually occur when a new generation of consoles or video cards comes out.
THX 1138
12.1.02
The Iraq Issue 2002
Death to the Nerds
Goddammit, nerds. What have you done? You've ruined everything.
DARREN ALBERTY
12.1.02