People Share the Most Expensive Mistake They Ever Made
"To me it wasn't really actual money. So I spent it."
I Regret Robbing Families More Than Shooting at Cops
Our new series asks Australian crims about regrets. As this former bank robber admits: "no family deserves to have their home broken into."
We Asked People What They Regret Most in Life
"I regret the last phone conversation I had with my big sister, the day before she committed suicide."
Paul Sauer, Photos by Tor Birk Trads
The Dap Corner
These Are My Regrets, Volume Four: Hats
"We're gonna have an ear-pop-out situation."
My Greatest Regret Is Not Making Out with a 500-Pound Woman on a Shitty Talk Show
My biggest regret, the one that haunts me to this day, the one I think about more than any other, the one that sends me into cold sweats is, “What if I had agreed to appear on that sleazy talk show pretending I dated a 45-year-old 500-pound woman back...
Normally, I like to coin my own crackerisms and slang when it comes to describing indescribable prison behaviors, but I can’t improve on “thirstbucket.” In case you don’t know, that’s ghetto terminology for inmates who have crackhead tendencies...
What Kids Say About Regrets
"I did evil things, but I didn’t learn anything, and I don’t regret them."