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This Gecko Made 'a Bazillion' Prank Calls with His 'Tiny Gecko Feet'

And turned one woman's day into a bizarre horror movie in the process.
Drew Schwartz
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The Asshole Who Spanked a Hippo at the Zoo Could Face Criminal Charges

The LAPD is now investigating the slap.
River Donaghey
Desus & Mero

Desus and Mero Say the Viral Skyscraper Raccoon Was Just a Clout Chaser

Even critters have SoundClouds to promote.
Sarah Bellman
Desus & Mero

Feral Peacocks Are Terrorizing This Canadian Neighborhood

Surrey, British Columbia, is facing a fowl crime wave.
Peter Slattery
Australia Today

Tourists in Australia Accidentally Trained Kangaroos to Attack For Food

One unlucky visitor needed 17 stitches in her face, “from her eye to her chin."
Millie Roberts
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A Woman Saved a Drowning Squirrel Using CPR She Learned on 'The Office'

Dunder-Mifflin's bad CPR training just saved a real life.
River Donaghey
The VICE Guide to Right Now

'Zombie Raccoons' Are Traumatizing an Ohio Town

Local cops have responded to more than a dozen calls of raccoons acting "extremely strange."
River Donaghey

Some Asshole Thought It Would Be Cool to Bring a Horse to a Miami Nightclub

A horse walked into a packed bar and it went about as poorly as you'd expect.
River Donaghey

Watch These Newfoundlanders Save a Moose Trapped in Snow

So far, 2018 has been a great year for animal rescues.
Allison Tierney

The Animal Prosthetics Companies Creating Bionic Donkey Legs and Wheels for Rams

Meet some of the organizations working to give disabled animals a shot at a normal life.
Paula González

Moby's New Memoir Is as Neurotic—And Stubbornly Optimistic—As the Man Himself

In his new column Off the Record, rave historian Michaelangelo Matos reviews Moby's new memoir, 'Porcelain.'
Michaelangelo Matos
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Police Are Still Searching for the Gator That Grabbed a Toddler Near Disney World

"The sad reality of it is it's been several hours, and we're not likely going to recover a live body," Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said in a press conference.
VICE Staff