The Nice Guide to Right Now
Goats Like to See Us Smile, According to Science
Maybe they're not just after our shrubbery.
Uncommon Jay: The Chicken Man Cometh
Kristin is hungover and Jay appears hellbent on building his own zoo.
Uncommon Jay: What to Expect When Jay Cutler Discusses His Vasectomy
This episode of 'Very Cavallari' is all about reproduction (and goats, natch).
Theo Epstein eats Actual Goat at Wrigley after Winning World Series
The Cubs executives don't believe in curses, "but they were happy to eat that goat."
Can Auston Matthews Help Bring Beautiful Hockey Back to the NHL?
Auston Matthews has already proven he can do the spectacular, which isn't as common as it should be.
How a Three-Year-Long Prank Landed Me a Job at 'South Park'
This prank truly is the GOAT.
'A Father Is Fed His Son's Liver' and Other Terrifying European Children’s Stories
We asked our European editors how their parents kept them from misbehaving when they were little.
Meet Augustus Invictus, the Florida Libertarian Who Loves Paganism, Civil War, and Goat Sacrifice
The controversial Libertarian Senate candidate explains his pagan views, and admits he got himself into trouble by sacrificing that goat.
True Stories of Weird Canadian Crime: A Heartbroken Mommy Moose, a Dirty Snow Job, and a Creepy Baby Monitor
We haven't even mentioned the goat murders yet. What's the deal?
Hillbilly Bone: Looking for the Heart of Country in New Nashville
Country has produced a new crop of superstars and surpassed rock in terms of self-described American fans. We sent a country-loving Yankee to the CMAs, and Nashville couldn't care less.
Mossless in America: Missy Prince
Portland photographer Missy Prince on deserts, darkrooms, and goats on leashes.
Well, Here's This: The 10 Best (and Worst) Goat Music Video Mashups
You did this to yourselves.