goats

The Nice Guide to Right Now

Goats Like to See Us Smile, According to Science

Maybe they're not just after our shrubbery.
Nicole Clark
8.29.18
NFL

Uncommon Jay: The Chicken Man Cometh

Kristin is hungover and Jay appears hellbent on building his own zoo.
KATIE HEINDL
8.13.18
Uncommon Jay

Uncommon Jay: What to Expect When Jay Cutler Discusses His Vasectomy

This episode of 'Very Cavallari' is all about reproduction (and goats, natch).
KATIE HEINDL
8.8.18
goats

​Theo Epstein eats Actual Goat at Wrigley after Winning World Series

The Cubs executives don't believe in curses, "but they were happy to eat that goat."
Dave Brown
11.7.16
Hockey

Can Auston Matthews Help Bring Beautiful Hockey Back to the NHL?

Auston Matthews has already proven he can do the spectacular, which isn't as common as it should be.
Aaron Gordon
10.14.16
Vice Blog

How a Three-Year-Long Prank Landed Me a Job at 'South Park'

This prank truly is the GOAT.
Sanjay Shah
8.24.16
Stuff

'A Father Is Fed His Son's Liver' and Other Terrifying European Children’s Stories

We asked our European editors how their parents kept them from misbehaving when they were little.
VICE Staff
10.30.15
News

Meet Augustus Invictus, the Florida Libertarian Who Loves Paganism, Civil War, and Goat Sacrifice

The controversial Libertarian Senate candidate explains his pagan views, and admits he got himself into trouble by sacrificing that goat.
Drew Millard
10.6.15
News

True Stories of Weird Canadian Crime: A Heartbroken Mommy Moose, a Dirty Snow Job, and a Creepy Baby Monitor

We haven't even mentioned the goat murders yet. What's the deal?
Jackie Hong
7.24.15
Music

Hillbilly Bone: Looking for the Heart of Country in New Nashville

Country has produced a new crop of superstars and surpassed rock in terms of self-described American fans. We sent a country-loving Yankee to the CMAs, and Nashville couldn't care less.
Jesse Barron
2.15.15
Photo

Mossless in America: Missy Prince

Portland photographer Missy Prince on deserts, darkrooms, and goats on leashes.
Mossless
7.29.14
Music

Well, Here's This: The 10 Best (and Worst) Goat Music Video Mashups

You did this to yourselves.
Noisey Staff
2.27.13
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