Why Tiny Dicks Might Come Back Into Fashion

The “ideal penis size” has grown and shrunk throughout history.


I Made One of My Guy Friends Wear Fake Foreskins for a Week

I helped my friend solve a penis problem I never knew existed.


We Spoke to Size Queens About Why They Prefer Big Dicks

“It gives me a strange sense of pride. I love the feeling of being totally stretched out.”


How Dick Size Matters to Men's Health

Penis size impacts men’s self esteem, health choices, and more.


I Helped My 28-Year-Old Friend Have Her First Orgasm

It wasn't a Christmas miracle so much as a lesson in perseverance.


A Navy Pilot Drew This Giant Dick in the Sky

"We find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value."


Men Told Us How Having a Small Penis Messes With Their Minds

Basing your expectations on the massive dicks seen in porn only makes it worse.


I Dragged My Parents to a Penis Museum, and It Bored Them to Tears

Mom abandoned the tour and started knitting.


Some Dickhead Vandalised Norway's Penis Rock

Crowdfunders want you to donate some kroner to save the boner.


How to Do Anal Like a Porn Star

Fans "see the penis going in. They don't see me laying on the bed for half an hour squeezing water into my butt and stretching it out."


What It's Like to Play Donald Trump in Porn Parodies

"You have to be able to laugh, or else you will drive yourself crazy. People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that's why I'm here."


This Towel Covers Your Private Parts with Private Parts

Ken Kagami’s collaboration with THE THING Quarterly undresses censorship and body politics with a fluffy bath towel and an essay from Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg.