No matter how hard you try, you can’t kill Bear Grylls in Netflix’s new interactive survival series.
Should he risk falling off a mountain or nearly drown in a river? Your call!
More like Dog Grylls, amirite?
The cable television survivalist and amateur piss sommelier is in hot water for boiling and eating frogs he found in Rila National Park.
Would I be able to survive a bear attack, make a fire, build a stretcher, and stalk prey? In a word, no.
He really doesn't like other outdoor survival reality stars. Nor does he drink his own piss.
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