The Best Way to Steal a Shark Is by Pretending It's a Baby, Apparently

Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark, and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.
Drew Schwartz

Watch Thieves Casually Steal $27,000 of Mac Gear from an Apple Store

They just jog around grabbing computers while everyone inside watches.
River Donaghey
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Watch This Man Brazenly Steal a $45,000 Banksy Print

The print was stolen from a Toronto exhibit housing the anonymous artist's “anti-capitalist” work.
Mack Lamoureux

Working at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Comes with Unlimited Craziness

People are extraordinarily dirty-ass eaters at a buffet. They steal food and think that they don't have to tip—even after I clean up the shells and bones they just throw on their tables.

'Fishing on a Star,' Today's Comic by Everett Glenn

After trying to steal a doctor's wallet in a bathroom, a petty gets more than he bargained for.
Everett Glenn

The Enduring Appeal of Stealing Tiki Mugs

Tiki has always been about fantasy, but some drinkers go as far as taking home a souvenir from their boozy staycation inside a tiki bar.
Tae Yoon
Restaurant Confessionals

I Paid for My Vacation with the Money I Stole from My Bartending Job

When you've got a terrible boss who's rarely present and easy money flowing in without making it to the cash register, it's hard not to steal a little something for yourself. Here's how I did it.
Inside Outsider

Convicted Thieves Talk About the Stuff They've Had Stolen in Prison

Everything comes full circle.
Mahmood Fazal
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A Mysterious Woman Mailed $105,000 in Stolen Art Back to a Museum

The cops are hoping to get in touch with her to find out how the work was jacked in the first place.
Drew Schwartz
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A Band of Friendly Thieves Stole People's Shit Just by Asking, Cops Say

Most of the victims were leaving New York City bars when they were robbed and willingly handed over their wallets or phones.
Drew Schwartz
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One of the World's Largest Gold Coins Is Still Missing After Four Arrests

The 221-pound, solid gold "Big Maple Leaf" is worth more than $4 million.
Drew Schwartz
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Someone Stole Pieces of a Saint's Brain from an Italian Church

Strangely enough, it's not the first time a thief has jacked the body parts of a dead religious figure.
Drew Schwartz