Last night in Portland, Action Bronson lit up a joint on stage which seems like it was thrown toward him by fans. A security guard tried to push him off stage and a fracas broke out, which ended up in some slightly limp headlock attempt and Bronson bam bamming the guard across the stage. But don’t take our word for it, here is some video evidence.
What do people think is going to happen at an Action Bronson show? That he’ll stand behind a mic stand politely spitting bars inbetween glugs of Evian and a dab with a damp towel? Look at this numpty who thought it’d be cool to jump on stage while Bronson was talking to the crowd.
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This next one’s my favourite, this free hugs douchebag wants a cuddle off of Bronsolino. He climbs up on stage and is dealt with.
It’s pretty simple lads, just don’t get on stage at an Action Bronson show unless you want to know what it feels like to have an 18-stone pro-wrestling enthusiast body slam you.
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