Dear Vice,
The summer always brings out guys like mystical fingers here to mess with my mind. With his enigmatic make-up, tribal dreadlocks, fluid movements, and transparent ball-balancing act, his whole aura is SO MYSTERIOUS! I can’t figure out if he’s from the seventh dimension or a smelly squat.
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