Dos & Don’ts

After years of getting bullied by the French, English Montrealers are shoving the Quebec flag up their asses and taking to the streets. It’s the most political fashion has been since Yankees fans started balling up Red Sox shirts and stuffing them in their foreskins.  

You may have noticed examples of belt pride, where Midtown jocks stuff the front of their oversize Jerry Seinfeld dress shirts into the front of their pants, or the black equivalent, where sneaker-proud hip-hop fans cram the fronts of their cuffs into the laces of their spotless dunks, but how about some panty pride up in this bitch?

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We met these three outside Maria Shriver’s birthday party trying to stick a piece of toast up another girl’s butt. Are you guys getting the secret theme of this issue yet?



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