Oh man, it’s that time of the month again. The delicious 30-minute “brainstorm sesh” when we and the reviews editor pull our chairs up to the office chalkboard and “jam out” the names that go at the bottom of the record reviews in the magazine.

Here’s the cream of the crap so far. If you’ve got any shiny, shiny diamonds you’d like to add to the mix, throw them in the comments and maybe they’ll be immortalized in the next reviews page. We’re particularly on the lookout for any good ones involving “Clyde” or “Gulch.” Name on, namers!

Bunkin Murtrow

Lance Thump

Johnny Erickson

Petula Smandrabber

Sarfy Maccleroy

Lou Sumthin’

Name-o McNameGame

Leon Banana

Dr. Gorilla

Hank Mtumbo

A Guy With Cancer

Hoobastink

Celulon the Magnificent

T. Bozzz

Ice Cream Face Jr.

Harry Colon

The Guy

Reynold Zany

Reginald Horsebrow

Sam Fatts

Top Hams

Bananas Foster-Weinstein

Groovy Louie

Chaim Porkchop

My Friend Hortense

Tommy two-toes

Luke “the Hand” Andrews

Horses

Fellatio Keyes

Ben Remarkable

The Fiend