“I’ve been collecting Polaroids of funny signs since I was 13 years old. The past few years have really helped my collection because I’ve been touring with my band Jim and Jennie and the Pinetops, and Europe is filled with weird words. Here’re some of my faves.”
JIM KREWSON





If some girl tells on you for cheating buy her a drink, point to this sign, and then walk out of the bar shaking your head.
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