Cameron's off-the-cuff tune is the cute "oopsy-daisy-hows-your-father-evenin-guvnor-fucked-yer-country" ditty we've all been waiting for.
Everyone in the UK is pretty on edge right now. Here's why.
David Cameron convinced EU leaders to essentially prevent EU nationals working in the UK from accessing in-work benefits. But what do the people affected by the freeze actually think about it?
For a start, Germany just took 10,000 in the space of a day.
"People say: 'Why don't you lot go back to where you've come from?' But when we're on Appleby, we don't get that. Just for this week we get a sense of place, a sense of being and a sense of ancestry."
Social gaming is a big deal now. But in an age where we are becoming fiercely protective of our right to privacy, why would we choose to invite anonymous strangers into our living rooms?