There's nothing like spending time with family.
And in his mind, much like reality, he's a lone traveler.
"Stop being a let down and start being a get up and go."
Can't a man just play "Super Tentacle Girls" online without any interruptions?
"Oh! The sweet satisfaction of instilling blind fear in a child!"
Because what's more soothing after a long week than watching planes fly by through binoculars?