His message to young people: Don't quit too soon.
"I just can't stomach paying $1,250 to live in a room when I could live in a house for free."
Shady internet loan sharks are demanding nude photos, which they threaten to publish online if repayments are late.
I'm over €90,000 in the hole, and thanks to interest my debt pile keeps getting bigger. Is there anything I can do?
Half would go on a reality TV show to pay off their debt, and 43 percent would sell half of their possessions to make their loans go away.
So why aren't we all using them?
Plan B, fried chicken, and animal marriages for everyone. Obama 2016!
Pay attention, poor bastards, and you'll never have to pay a dime for being swindled into your expensive over-education.