Dear Vice,
I get really upset that there are no Oriental male role models for guys like me to look up to. In the past we had heroes like Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Sonny Chiba and Tommy Chong. These days we have Thomas Yau, the latest non-threatening ethnic guy advertising current accounts from the Halifax…

Oh, there’s also that Gok Wan make-over guy who coerces fat women to get naked so that they can feel better about being fat. Even our sumo champions are now getting beat by foreign wrestlers. WTF is going on?

Asian men! Can we please go back to beating up big black guys with our one-inch punch?
YING