Have you seen this? OK, so maybe it’s no Hatebeak or Caninus, but… but… well, shit. It’s not really anything, is it? It’s a rooster crowing intensely and sustainedly for twenty seconds, with some metal thrown in underneath. But in this complicated future decade we live in, where everyone spends $20 to see a $237,000,000 movie projected in extra dimensions, it’s good to know that all we really need for a chuckle is a bird that screams like Chuck Schuldiner, or possibly a goat that yells like a stoner stuck in a couch.