Perhaps the Scarface obsession has finally gone too far. Total rap saturation dragged it from being a good film to a badge which means, “I’m an arsehole”, a long time ago. But now, after thirty years of merchandising madness, it’s finally broken into its most natural market, the school play.

There’s a lot of great Scarface stuff already of course:

THE SCARFACE AIR-FRESHENER

THE SCARFACE A1 BAR PUB LIGHT SIGN

THE SCARFACE BEAD PILLOW (AL PACINO)

THE SCARFACE TAKE YOU BACK TO HELL LIGHT POSTER

THE SCARFACE AL PACINO BLACK WHITE NEOPRENE BOTTLE KOOZIE

But none of it is quite as great as..

SCARFACE, THE SCHOOL PLAY

The assassin at the end is the cutest.