This weekend, a guy walking around Essex in a gimp mask told everyone that he's a nice guy.
Thousands of Unionists and Scottish expats gathered in Trafalgar Square last night, so we went along for a chat.
I went canvassing with them in Edinburgh to find out.
This weekend, a woman was ordered to pay £900 as punishment for blasting a James Blunt song out of her flat.
A Yes vote would give Holyrood complete control over drugs policy.
Danny Alexander might have some sound arguments, but no one's going to listen to a Westminster mouthpiece.
Stop saying these things and the rest of the campaign will be much less annoying.
This weekend, a naked man was found covered in his own shit in an Indian restaurant's cupboard.
Sparing a thought for the printers and patriotic clothing companies that will be left bereft after the vote.
But the "No" campaign doesn't want them.
The Radical Independence Campaign think that just splitting from the Union isn't enough.
The case for sticking with Westminster, or else turn into a broke-ass swamp full of heroin addicts.