A paradise for everyone is within our grasp.
This weekend, one of George Osborne's senior advisors was filmed smoking crack.
This weekend, a man lifted 80kg of bricks with his testicles and swung the weight back and forth 320 times.
The government is giving Manchester a mayor it didn't vote for, and getting rid of the recently re-elected mayor in East London.
The truth was even more depressing than the bullshit.
The Conservatives' "earning or learning" plan will mean either poverty wages or student fees.
'Miss Whiplash' told us 'it's no coincidence' she gets hassled by cops whenever she embarrasses the Chancellor.
Young people are at the bottom of a pile of economic shit.
You'll be crying into that pint you paid 1p less tax on.
George Osborne says we can no longer afford the welfare state – but there's no need to cry about it.
Even though it can not work.
Politicians need a backbone – not a Royal Charter – if they really want to curb the power of the press.