You can do this if you don't like gigs now.
They claim the student suffers from electromagnetic hypersensitivity syndrome, a condition that causes symptoms like headaches and nausea from proximity to the Wi-Fi.
We called up an expert on celebrity trials, sex offences and defamation at the University of Southern California for his take on the formerly beloved comedian's legal woes and how they might play out.
That's a lot of money, but it can't buy him a working dick.
A Pensioner in Nebraska Filed a Handwritten Lawsuit Against All Homosexuals on Behalf of God and Jesus
The 66-year-old Nebraskan wants a judge to declare homosexuality a sin.
Apparently a care package featuring a Nas track is "contraband personified."
The Family of a Japanese Man Who Killed Himself Over an Insane Work Schedule Won a Landmark Law Suit
Is the country's famous workaholic culture finally changing?
Activists weren't given permission to prosecute two international arms companies.
The sexual abuse lawsuit against 'Biblical Patriarchy' leader Doug Phillips is dividing Christian homeschoolers.
Chevron is using a mafia law to silence Ecuadorian villagers.
And went on to accuse me of robbing a gas station.
Because not everybody has shares in mascara.