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Barbara Loden's film about an aimless woman who abandoned her children made me realise how grateful I am for my own mother's love and care.
Ellen Pakkies, a Lavender Hill mother whose 20 year-old son Abie exemplified the zombified, kleptomaniac ‘tik monsters’ that prowl the streets of Lavender Hill, had tried everything she could think of to get him off the junk.