“You can’t make things like this for fat kids, man. You’re a drug dealer.”
Servings: 2
Prep time: 5 minutes
Total time: 5 minutes
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Ingredients
1 ½ cups Cereal Milk ™ Soft Serve Ice Cream
1 cup crumbled baklava
½ cup Cereal Milk ™
½ teaspoon rendered bacon fat (the smokier the better; we use Benton’s)
1 pinch kosher salt
Directions
Using a high-quality, extra-smoky bacon such as Benton’s will result in a next-level sweet and salty flavor. Cereal milk (and cereal milk soft-serve) can be found at Momofuku Milk Bar.
- Measure all ingredients into the pitcher of a blender. Blend on high for 1 minute, agitating, or until the baklava breaks down into small pieces.
- Pour into two 12-ounce glasses. Enjoy!
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