I used to live with a guy who was obsessed with Jean-Claude Van Damme. He used to watch videos of him doing flying roundhouse kicks in super-slow-mo. When it got to the frame where his ripped, naked back was facing the camera, he would pause it, turn around, look at me and say: “You can’t tell me you wouldn’t want to look like that?” I later caught him practicing flying kicks in the kitchen. Anyway, here’s the trailer for a funny, French-made mockumentary called JCVD due out this autumn. 
CONROY VAN WINKLE