Lesley Arfin: “This is a friend quiz I did with actor/writer/illustrator/comedian Michael Showalter. We met in late May/early June and have become good friends very, very quickly. The photo of him is a self portrait he drew of himself. He’s a really good draw-er.”

1. What is your favorite outfit?
My grey shacket. It’s half a shirt and half a jacket. You can button it or zip it up. A v-neck Fruit of the Loom white t-shirt. Blue jeans. White Adidas shell tops.

2. What character from a movie gives you a semi? Not a porn. Is there a specific scene?
Maria Bello in “A History Of Violence”. She’s wearing her high school cheerleader uniform and they do it on the staircase.

3. Who do you have a crush on?
Man: John Mayer; Woman: Soledad O’Brien (CNN)

4. What are you currently obsessed with?
Online Scrabble; MLB Pennant Race (go Yanks!); pesto; zombies.

5. Why do you like me?
Cute; funny; smart; cool; nice; fun; fucked up; very good person.

6. What would you name your kids, if you had any (provided that you don’t have any already that you don’t know about)?
Boy: Vinny; Girl: Pru(dence)

7. What would you rather, lick the toilet bowls in the toilet bowl trailer at Coney Island and every time you vomit you have to start over at the beginning, OR eat a cat while it’s still alive with nothing to drink?
Toilet bowls. No questions asked. I couldn’t eat the cat even if I did have something to drink.

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