You can’t really go wrong with “pants” and “me.” For example, when Bill Hicks (pictured here at Waco) was asking the world why God would put pot on earth if he didn’t want us to smoke it, he pretends he’s God and goes, “Oh my me. I left pot out there.” God saying “Oh my me” is funny.

Also, on Jimmy Kimmel the other night he did this thing where he goes to a Star Trek convention. After it comes back to the live part he goes, “Thanks me. Coming up we have blah blah…” Thanking yourself and using the word me is funny. A way you could use it in a funny way is if you do something stupid you could mumble to yourself, “Way to go, me.” People will laugh.
Another great word is pants. If anyone ever gives us shit about DOs & DON’Ts all we have to do is say, “So … you’re getting angry and political about a column that makes fun of people’s pants” and the debate is over. British people call underwear pants which is funny on its own. David Letterman also calls his production company Worldwide Pants Incorporated thereby acknowledging that we all know it’s a funny word.