Oh, how awful it must be to be a Mets fan. Sure, if you’re old enough, you saw 1986. You got a chance to enjoy Mike Piazza. Adam Wainwright and 2006 were horrible, yes, but you’re still a little optimistic. But, man, even when things go right, they somehow manage to suck. Like when you win the franchise’s 4,000th game (Wow! Way to go!) on a field that is festooned with trash debris (Wow. Way to go.).
Superbly done, as always. Can’t wait for number 5,000!
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