Subversive University: How to Disappear from the Internet

Are you a slimeball with online habits that would make your parents cry? Maybe you’re interviewing for a new job? Or do you just need a clean start? Everything you’ve ever done is published online somewhere—the internet won’t keep your secrets and it will rat you out if you’re not proactive. The only way to avoid embarrassing conversations with your mom or future employer is to preemptively disappear completely, and we’re going to tell you how.

Last week at SXSW in Austin, VICE presented a classroom series in subversion aptly named Subversive University. Our first lesson: How to conceal or feign your online persona. Due to popular demand, we’ve posted the presentation below.