The first full week of 2016 is in the bag, and I haven’t done shit. How about you? One thing is for certain: musicians on Instagram are already bugging out. You’ll see. Check it all out below.
Yeah okay Biebs; blame “Hailey.” He looks like those kids that go to the Bahamas with their families and find that lady on the beach who does their hair for $10 and they keep it for like 6 weeks after they come home like “Oooh, I’m so Caribbean guys.” You’re really not. You’re just offensive and your hair is full of saltwater.
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I can’t tell if this is #shotsfired or not. Can someone confirm?
Omg Kim Kardashian is so adorable. I don’t care what you think. Her cornrows look wayyyyy better than Bieber’s btw.
Speaking of Kim Kardashian, she’s not a musician (except for that one time she tried it), but she posted Kanye and he’s a musician, so here. This is Yeezus back when he was a baby dork with a keyboard, David Silver style. Now he’s a god.
What the hell? Is this “White People Wear Cornrows Week”? Okay well it suits DJ Ruby Rose (my way of considering her a musician), but a million Swifties are probably like “Get off my woman!” or something.
Does Brandy ever age? The answer is no.
Miley Cyrus singing Lana Del Rey is #basic overload. I’m currently sitting in a giant Ugg in the fetal position.
Adele making my exact face when I listen to Adele.
I attempted this at the gym, and now I’m confined to my bed. How’s your weekend going?
This is exactly how I think I look when I’m writing, but I really look nothing like this.
JT even looks dapper with a troll on his shoulder. When you wear a suit you look like you’re posing for your First Communion photos.
Okay, this can’t be healthy.
These Cash Money reunion photos make me get teary eyed. Am I joke or do I just really love Hip-Hop?
I am pleased to announce that Taylor Swift’s cat and I sit the exact same way.
Even in semi-winter gear, Raury still slays, and it’s typically impossible to look good in winter gear. We all look like cotton candy in winter gear. Forreal though.
Kathy Iandoli wants cotton candy now. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram.
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