This was a sobering week. We lost Bowie, which was devastating and then it was like a domino effect of other celebrities passing away. #FuckCancer forreal. But here’s a glowing opportunity to at least laugh a little after this shitty week, especially when musicians sometimes have zero chill on Instagram. On with the show.
I have seriously watched this Adele clip of her rapping to Nicki about 87 times in three days, mainly because I pretend that’s how I look while I’m dubsmashing. I don’t though, especially since I could never straighten my hair that perfectly. So glad Nicki enjoyed this and didn’t get pissed off because I MIGHT have had to resign from the Nation of Pinkslam.
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Totally here for young Jessie J dressed like she’s about to star in a film with Tommy Davidson where she shows up in the club scene with a total attitude. I can’t tell if those are flowers on her pants or misshapen stars, but either way she’s on fucking fleek. (We’re still using that word, right?)
I mean, he might as well drop the towel at this point. We’ve already “accidentally” seen his dong like 100 times.
Respect to Game for posting a nice memorial to Bowie on his page (along with a whole mosaic for Aaliyah’s birthday #RIP), but shout out to the shit head commenters who ruined the sentiment. Ugh.
And meanwhile while everyone is mourning the loss of Bowie, Miley is retroactively mourning Elvis. Oh okay.
So Miguel and Banks are working together? A collaboration from them would sound like crying during sex. That was a compliment. I think.
So Rick Ross signed to Epic, ay? I’m kidding, I don’t care about label politics, but that hoodie is flames.
I usually have something snotty to say about Diplo, but the fact that he’s wearing a Clippers jersey while holding a volleyball and discussing that’s his tennis ensemble, proves he knows as much about #sports as I do. So we have a lot in common now.
Every time I see ?uestlove drumming I think, “Maybe I can do that!” in a fit of delusion. Then I sit in front of a drum kit and I sound like I’m pushing a tray of silverware down a flight of stairs.
That awkward moment when the oldest gal in the group looks the youngest by about ten years. J-Lo is so badass.
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