It’s A Racist, Racist World

November 30, 2005, 8:00pm

A good third of the Tidbits people send us have some kind of racial implications—usually black. Here’re the funniest ones.

RUBBLE FROM DR. JOSEF MENGELE’S HOUSE

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NOGGER BLACK

BLACK BABY ASHTRAY

GOLLIWOGS

NEGRO SLAVE

INTERRACIAL PULP
This book is probably about a white woman that fucked a black guy during a racist time and that made it even more delicious, like when you’re not allowed to laugh in school and it makes you crack up more.

TINY SAMBO

BLACK RUMMM

MOUNTED OPENER

KAM MANI

NECK RINGS

LAWN JOCKEY

HOUSE NEGROS

JOSEPHINE BAKER DOLL

AFRICAN PUPPETS
50 Cent
By Anthony Williams

Music has changed me. I am used to 50 Cent. I can watch 50 Cent on TV. I think of all the 50 Cent songs. I dream about being 50 Cent. I see that 50 Cent is a hot rapper. I want to act like 50 Cent. I have realized that I like 50 Cent.

50-CENT POEM
“I bought this at the public school across the street. They were having an auction to raise money for the school. I paid 50 cents for it. I think it’s racist.”
VITO FUN

NIGGERAGUA

BLACK LOOT BAG

PELÉ
A lot of people saw the insults (and bananas) hurled at Pelé as a sign that racism in soccer was getting out of hand, but he disagreed. “In the heat of the dispute, players are going to keep saying things,” he said, “It’s just provocation.”