Jamie Taete’s Internet Roundup

BOOYAKASHA! 2004 IS BACK

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Speaking as someone who had a brain injury six years ago which made time stand still for a while, giving me a complete unwillingness to try or experience new things, this appeals on so many levels. I can’t wait to watch this as soon as I’m done downloading that new The Streets album from Napster and rocking against Bush or whatever. You’re not my president, MySpace! Vote for Pedro y’all!

COUPLE CELEBRATE SPECIAL DAY BY EMBARRASSING THEMSELVES AND EVERYONE THEY KNOW IMMENSELY

Can people just chill with the fucking wedding videos please? Yes, it was funny the first time someone “rocked the reception” (OK, it wasn’t, but for the sake of argument we’ll pretend it was), but can we not just leave it at that? It’s been five years now, it’s OK to make a wedding video that doesn’t make the front page of Reddit.

And just a heads up to people I know: I don’t care how good a friend you are, or how closely we are related, I will never ever take part in something like this. Ever. Find someone else to star in your lament to lost youth.

OLD KOREAN LADY THINKS THAT MINORITIES SHOULD STICK TOGETHER

Am I missing something in this ad? I was going to put it here and laugh at the old lady who doesn’t know what a mensch is, but I looked at the video comments and these are the two highest voted:

Now I’m afraid to say anything. Is this video endorsing white genocide?

WALMART FINALLY GETS THE ANTHEM IT DESERVES

My favorite thing about this video (it’s a long list BELIEVE ME) is that almost everything from the one minute mark is filmed outside the Walmart. How much do you wish you could have witnessed the exchange that took place when they were asked to leave?

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