MATH PROM

We just found these photos in our inbox this morning with the subject line “Math Prom,” and no other explanatory text to go along with them. We’re still not really sure what we were expected to do with these things, so what say we all take a look together?

OK, this was the first one, and, aside from the fact that the dude looks way too old to be anywhere near a high school, much less inside of a classroom at a nerd prom, everything seems to be in order.

Wait, I think all of these people are too old to be in high school. It actually looks more like they just broke into a high school to have a prom-themed party. Any officially sanctioned prom would have a much closer balloon to person ratio. Also, dibs on the chick in the red dress.

This guy is the king of Math Prom? He doesn’t look like he knows shit about numbers.

This seems like a more fitting royal couple for Math Prom. You can tell he’s a real dork because he’s never had sex.

Here we have what looks to be the last creepy looking dork’s creepy dork brother wearing lip gloss. I’m going to retract my dib on this chick from earlier if anyone else wants to go for her, btw. She looks like one of those Asian Asian girls who doesn’t speak any English and is always unjustifiably happy about something. This lack of communication skills and, consequently, comprehension of that guy’s position in the high school social hierarchy also help explain why she’s at a goddamn math prom in the first place.

Well, that’s it. If you have any ideas as to what the shit is going on here, or would like to caption these photos, please feel free to do so down there in the comments.