While basically every other deviance has come into some degree of public acceptance, one act has remained buried in a closet so deep and shameful there aren’t even jokes about it: Popping zits.
We tried to show our support for poppers a few years back (we know the article’s gone, just take our word for it), but no one was brave enough to step forward and make a stand with us like in Revenge of the Nerds and we wound up toeing the ground and trying to pretend like it was all just a joke. Well, things have changed since that abortive coup, and zit enthusiast have finally left their cowering hovels and begun forging their own community. So far that “community” amounts to a couple websites and a livejournal group where they can post videos that literally make us gag faster than anything we’ve seen, but remember, Stonewall was once just a bar.