Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don’ts

DO

Um, why are we at war with these people again? They look like slightly Paki versions of early Cher but with a Pee-wee Herman personality and a goddamn motherfucking Steve Perry scarf! Do we really want to spend $271,185,182,018 blowing this bitch up?
(Note: That number went up $14,322,783,131 since we went to press.)

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