THE COMING MEGAQUAKE

Hey West Coast: you guys are in trouble! According to a few websites and a frequent guest on Coast to Coast AM, the whole left side of the country’s about to get Japaned. Aside from a very real storm beating the coast, the beautiful state of California’s currently–allegedly–being inundated with radioactive particles form Japan. On top of that, this guy who predicts Earthquakes–or at least claims to–thinks the whole coast’s due for a big one this week. Oh, and there’s a nuclear reactor on the San Andreas fault that’s been running with its emergency system disabled for a whole year.

Have fun swimming in Arizona Bay!