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The Remix Report Card, First Quarter 2014

In the 20 years since Biggie and LL hopped on “Flava In Ya Ear” and Puff clinked those bottles together, it’s become one of hip hop’s favorite traditions to take a hit record, and attempt to take it up a notch by throwing a few new verses by famous guests onto the beat. Virtually every major label rap single at a certain level gets an all-star remix now, sometimes even before the original becomes a serious hit in an attempt to help it get there. Still, in this wasteland of perfunctory verses e-mailed back and forth to turn every song into an overstuffed DJ Khaled-style posse cut, there are invariably moments of excitement—your favorite rapper that you never thought you’d hear on your favorite beat of the moment, stars dropping up-to-the-minute references to beefs and current events with the knowledge that they’ll be heard by a huge audience within a very short time.

In the last few years, I’ve taken it upon myself to try to keep track of every noteworthy posse cut remix of a rap (or R&B) hit, simply because nobody else was doing it. In the Remix Report Card, I decide who has the best verse (if there are multiple new verses) and give the remix a grade, based on both the overall quality of the track and whether it offers anything of value that the original song did not.

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“Clappers (Remix)” by Wale featuring Fat Trel, Young Thug and Rick Ross Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Danny Glover (Remix)” by Young Thug featuring Nicki Minaj Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Dark Horse (Remix)” by Katy Perry featuring Pitbull
Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Drunk In Love (Remix)” by Beyonce featuring Kanye West and Jay-Z
you’re schmoopy Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Money Baby (Remix)” by KCamp featuring French Montana and Ty Dolla $ign Best Verse: Overall Grade: “My Nigga (Remix)” by YG featuring Lil Wayne, Meek Mill, Nicki MInaj and Rich Homie Quan
Overall Grade: Best Verse: “OG Bobby Johnson (Remix)” by Que featuring Snoop Dogg, Pusha T and A$AP Ferg
Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Paranoid (Remix)” by Ty Dolla $ign featuring Trey Songz, French Montana and DJ Mustard
Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Radioactive (Remix)” by Imagine Dragons featuring Kendrick Lamar
Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Show Me (Remix)” by Kid Ink featuring Trey Songz, 2 Chainz, Juicy J, and Chris Brown
Best Verse: Overall Grade: “They Don’t Know (Remix)” by Rico Love featuring Ludacris, Trey Songz, Tiara Thomas, and Emjay
Best Verse: Overall Grade: “Trophies (Remix)” by Drake featuring Migos
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Al Shipley is a noted remix academic living in Baltimore. He’s on Twitter – @alshipley

Want more rap things? Here’s a piece on how Wale turned heel at WWE Raw, an interview with Ty Dolla $ign about fucking, and an essay on why YG’s debut album is so damn good.

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