Last week you were invited to celebrate the UK premiere of the film Project X at the party we threw at The Laundry on Bayford Street.
Thanks to 42 Below Vodka and Bondi Beer the booze was free, so I have no idea why we went the extra mile to keep you entertained with laughing gas, dwarf-shaped piñatas and disposable cameras that let you capture the moment your friend got sick all over your new Project X T-shirt forever.
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As if that wasn’t enough, Alex Warren, PEACE, Alex Hislop, Toddla T & MC Serocee, SebastiAn, Is Tropical and Rory Phillips made some noise so that the sound of the clumsy sexual advances you made towards other people on the massive bouncy castle were at least masked by something.
It looks like you had a great time, but I still haven’t received one thank-you note.